portadick
When you simultaneously get crabs and gonerrhea from the toilet seat while mosquitos swarm your dick
Also another term for strap on
Also another term for strap on
Woman: "Hey babe you ready to destroy this pussy?"
Man: "Unfortunately not tonight, I went to a Kid Rock concert and caught portadick."
Woman, usually to another woman or mildly gay man: "Wanna do anal tonight?"
Woman or mildly gay man: "Sure but make sure you bring the portadick."
Man: "Unfortunately not tonight, I went to a Kid Rock concert and caught portadick."
Woman, usually to another woman or mildly gay man: "Wanna do anal tonight?"
Woman or mildly gay man: "Sure but make sure you bring the portadick."