Port Hawkesbury
This place is the shit-hole of Cape Breton. In fact, it is the shit-hole of the entire world. It is where everything good in life (especially Wal-Mart) goes to die a horrible, slow, painful death of agony and woe.
Girl: "EW! Where the fuck did we land ourselves? This place looks like God ate a huge fucking burrito and shit on a rock."
Guy: "Oh... we're in Port Hawkesbury. HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN?"
Guy: "Oh... we're in Port Hawkesbury. HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN?"