Port Orange
A small city located in the butt crack of Daytona Beach; Also associated with having nothing to do; Boredom
Pat: Hey man, let's go do something.
Tony: Dude, we live in Port Orange.
Pat: Tru dat
Tony: Dude, we live in Port Orange.
Pat: Tru dat
Port Orange, FL
A town just south of Daytona Beach made up of brown nosers and yupies. Cops and city clerks are mostly snobs that think they are better than anyone. They are commonly seen walking like something is sticking in there u know what.
Port Orange, FL Cops give tickets for even one light of two license plate lights out. Planning division will charge you for a "teaching fee" just to put up a fence.
port orange surprise
eating a plate of asparagus early in the day and while having sex later in the night piss in your partners mouth for a smelly surpise.
Tim's wife wanted to be treated like a whore so he gave her the port orange surprise