Porto Slam
Chugging beer in a porta-potty.
This is commonly practiced at public events where drinking is not allowed, such as parades or your little brother's soccer game.
This is commonly practiced at public events where drinking is not allowed, such as parades or your little brother's soccer game.
Bro 1: "Damn bro, there are people everywhere. How are we going to get tanked without someone seeing us?"
Bro 2: "Fear not bro, we can just porto slam this 30 case."
Bro 2: "Fear not bro, we can just porto slam this 30 case."
Porto Slam
A consensual act of intercourse inside a "Porto Potty" or temporary outdoor restroom whereby a third party interrupts the act by tipping it over.
Did you hear about Music Midtown last weekend? Jasper and this Alpha Pi were banging in the Porto Potty and I scored an epic cock block by Porto slamming them!