Portuguese Ferret
A dude's dick that you find on www.chatroulette.com
I logged onto chatroulette the other day as a joke and saw some dude stroking his portuguese ferret.
Portuguese Wind Ferret
A moderately small critter with a short temper from the rural pastures of Venezuela. The creature is known to glide great distances when only a mild breeze present.
My grandmother left the post office and was killed in a frenzied attack from a Portuguese Wind Ferret