Portwooded

When you're an annoying bitch who thinks you're famous because of mild popularity on a Facebook group, but the group raises money for a donation to get you kicked out.

A guy who is a total hottie. Though sometimes he can be an asshole, the pure sexiness that he radiates everywhere he goes makes you think about nothing else but his penis.

Banned from a group for a period of time for fundraising purposes.

She is very stubborn and likes gossip, she could get whatever guy she wanted but not in a good way, she is a whore. Most everyone hates her and those who are her "friend" are only being used by her. She is rude to everybody and thinks very highly of herself. She is most comenly known as a slut and a whore. Brittany portwoods are usually "twofaced" and talk bad about other people. If you see a Brittany portwood run bc u might get infected.

Kelsey Portwood is a weird Texan who claims to be from KeNtUcKy. She’s a fat assed Chi Omega who is thinks she’s better than her sister. She’s that blonde bitch people tell you to watch out for.