Poseidon's Wrath
When you are using a public automated toilet and it flushes violently while you are still seated causing a tsunami of poo water to touch your butt. A more extreme version of Poseidon's kiss.
On the way to camp, Tom suffered Poseidon's Wrath 2 times at the rest stop.
Poseidon's Wrath
A step up from a Poseidon's Kiss, Poseidon's Wrath occurs when you diarrhea so forcefully into the toilet that you not only get a bit of water on your butthole, but your entire exposed bottom is covered with diarrhea water, including your buttcheeks and ballsack/taint area. A Poseidon's Wrath means more wiping, due to the entire bottom becoming covered in shitwater.
"Dude, I heard that splash from out here. Was that a Poseidon's Kiss?"
"Worse... A Poseidon's Wrath."
"Ugh, god, yeah, you do still kinda smell like shit..."
"Worse... A Poseidon's Wrath."
"Ugh, god, yeah, you do still kinda smell like shit..."
Poseidon’s Wrath
When you have an explosive shit and water splashes all over your bathroom.
“Yesterday I had poseidon’s wrath, that shit hurt, nigga.”