Postill
A noble surname, originating from medieval Europe. Considered royalty in sections of Europe in modern times, however, many descendants have migrated across the world to live ‘ordinary’ lives in which they keep their status a secret.
"I could never go out with a Postill, I'm not worthy enough"
Postillitis
A condition in which a person cannot resist the urge to comment and like Facebook posts of others. A condition often seen in older people who are new to Facebook and most often occurring in parents who like and comment on every single thing their children put on Facebook.
My mom has a bad case of postillitis. I put 56 pictures on Facebook from our trip and my mom liked every single one of them.
Hark, I hear postil shits!
The shitfaced stage actor’s delivery of the line: “Hark, I hear pistol shots!”
Well you sad motherfuckers who’ve paid good money to see me perform tonight, “Hark, I hear postil shits!”