Postler
The inventor of the "Post-T-Vac" as seen on late night infomercials. The Post-T-Vac was originally named the Postler, but the name tested poorly with consumers and was renamed. A little known fact is that the tube was modled after the inventors genitailia. Yes, his penis is long, empty and see thru, just like the Post-T-Vac.
I wish I had a bigger penis, I know...... I will pull on my Postler!