post-maloned
To have a lil' fun and get a lil' crazy, "heyyy"
May or may not include: wearing grills, sporting two frizzy french braids, smoking the ganja, or being a Texan
May or may not include: wearing grills, sporting two frizzy french braids, smoking the ganja, or being a Texan
"Dude, what are you doing tonight?"
"I'm getting post-maloned with my homies at my place before heading out to a bar."
"I'm getting post-maloned with my homies at my place before heading out to a bar."
Post Malone
Only person in the world who masters being rich and homeless at the same time
Guy: Yooo its Post Malone
Girl: Is he rich or broke??
Girl: Is he rich or broke??
Post Malone
A watermelon delivered via postage
Marlon Webb found a Post Malone in his mailbox
Post Malone
American Rapper who's some hits are : Candy paint, White Iverson,Congratulations,etc..
"Oh yeah! Post Malone was the one that was singing 'i fall apart'"
Post Malone
A white rapper that doesn't know what toothpaste is, and looks suspiciously like a homeless guy.
Dammmmmmmn it this Post Malone song is catchy!
Post Malone
1.When you post bail for Al Capone but you don't want the cops to know who it's for.
2.A white rapper who look like a homeless dude who hasn't brushed his teeth since the Eisenhower Administration.
2.A white rapper who look like a homeless dude who hasn't brushed his teeth since the Eisenhower Administration.
Cash "Yo there's some homeless dude slouched over on my couch."
Doug " Na that's just Post Malone"
Doug " Na that's just Post Malone"
post malone
Post Malone is a american rapper that is amazing he is incredibly humble. He has a bunch of tattoos that are very weird but i love them because they are unique. His full name is Austin Richard Post and he is 22.
Me: Have you heard Candy Paint byPost Malone?
Friend: Yes, i love it so much!!!!!!!!
Friend: Yes, i love it so much!!!!!!!!