pot belly stove
A fat chick, who is always pregnant. She is always pregnant and when she isnt, she always looks as if she is. Of course she's always wanting more broods of failure to come out of her stove. She doesnt have a job typically, unless you count creating failures from her stink crevice.
What!? How many kids do you have...and your pregnant AGAIN! Damn your one Pot Belly Stove. Here take this vacuum and close hanger and rid the world one more failure.