potnoob
A pot noob is someone who just learned about the joys of cannabis and thinks no one knows about it or thinks everyone smokes
Guy 1: dude I freaking lit up last night you should try it.
Guy 2: dude I've been smoking longer than you have.
Girl 1: what's up.
Guy 1: wanna smoke.
Girl 1:(talking to guy 2) what a potnoob
Guy 2: dude I've been smoking longer than you have.
Girl 1: what's up.
Guy 1: wanna smoke.
Girl 1:(talking to guy 2) what a potnoob