Potsandpansexual
A person who becomes aroused when cooking, entering a kitchen, or looking at kitchen appliances.
Ted: Hey Mario, I just noticed you’re sporting a pretty big piece of wood there! What the heck’s going on?
Mario: Well I told you Ted, I’m potsandpansexual. I just went into the kitchen and saw that sexy new cheese grater that Alice bought for herself, and now I’m rock-hard! Now, if you’ll excuse me for a minute, I’m gonna go take the edge off. I’ll be right back.
Mario: Well I told you Ted, I’m potsandpansexual. I just went into the kitchen and saw that sexy new cheese grater that Alice bought for herself, and now I’m rock-hard! Now, if you’ll excuse me for a minute, I’m gonna go take the edge off. I’ll be right back.
potsandpansexual
A rare condition where, under the influence of marijuana, some individuals experience a shift in sexual orientation. In most cases, individuals’ gain “broadened horizons”, to the point where they would fall under the classification of pansexual. The term itself—potsandpansexual—is a play on words of the phrase “pots and pans” (which is a general term for kitchen equipment) the slang term for marijuana, (“pot”), and the pansexual orientation.
“Did you hear what happened to Carl when he smoked weed for the first time?”
“No, what happened?”
“You’ll never believe it! He went potsandpansexual!”
“No, what happened?”
“You’ll never believe it! He went potsandpansexual!”