Poturtle
When you shove a potato into a turtle for the purpose of eating it because it naturally comes with its own bowl
Fuck I could really go for a bowl of poturtle
Poturtle Yeet
This is something a sacred person has created, and if someone says it, they die instantaneously. Only the person who created it can say it, unless given permission, but the permission only lasts as long as the person says. If someone that has permission or the sacred person, says it to you, you die.
Person: I will kill you!
Sacred person: Poturtle Yeet!
Person: Oof, I'm dead now.
Sacred person: Poturtle Yeet!
Person: Oof, I'm dead now.