Pour the milk

To begin a mano-e-mano conversation, a tete-a-tete, usually concerning one's recent experiences with the opposite sex over a cup of white, chocolate, or strawberry milk.

Jim: I heard you banged Trixy last night, tell me about it dude.
Frank: Shh, not here man, we'll pour the milk in a more private area.

Pour the milk

To pour a white substance on someone or surprise them.
Could also be a sexual innuendo.

Dude I can’t believe you victor just drenched you!
Yeah, he was ready to pour the milk on me!

Pouring the milk first

In cereal, there is two different ways to make it. Pouring the cereal, or the milk first in the bowl. People generally pour in the cereal first. "Pouring the milk first" is considered wrong. People who pour the milk first, shouldn't be trusted.

I had my friend over, and for breakfast he was "pouring the milk first." I will never see him the same way again.

pouring the milk first

the wrong way. if you pour milk first you are a demon sent from hell. they will try to convert you, dont believe their lies! what if you pour too much milk? you cant just pick out the milk and keep the cereal! the only time you should be pouring the milk first is when its your 2nd bowl.

Tom: So how was your day?
John: It was awful, I saw a fucking demon pouring the milk first.
Tom: Oh god... I’m so sorry.

pouring the milk first

The wrong way to do it, if you pour milk first you're wrong because scientologists brainwashed you to think that.

babysitter: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna pour the milk first -
babysitter: *dialing 911 and the FBI* HELP ME!!! SOME DEMON CHILD IS POURING THE MILK FIRST!!!

*10 MINUTES LATER*
Feds: FBI open up!
babysitter: BEGONE EVIL MILK-FIRSTER!

Pouring the milk first

THE WRONG WAY TO GO !! aka Something a dumb ass catastrophic bimbo does

Katy: hey Sara do you want some cereal

Sara: yeah sure, but why are you pouring the milk first, the cereal obviously goes first bimbo 🙄

pouring the milk first

the right way to do it, if you put cereal first you're wrong because society brainwashed you to think that.

mother: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna put the cereal first-
mother: *already as dialled 911 and the military force*
mother: the police are on their way due to you not knowing that pouring the milk first is the right way and will guide you to enlightment

俚语	pour the milk
释义	Pour the milk To begin a mano-e-mano conversation, a tete-a-tete, usually concerning one's recent experiences with the opposite sex over a cup of white, chocolate, or strawberry milk. Jim: I heard you banged Trixy last night, tell me about it dude. Frank: Shh, not here man, we'll pour the milk in a more private area. Pour the milk To pour a white substance on someone or surprise them. Could also be a sexual innuendo. Dude I can’t believe you victor just drenched you! Yeah, he was ready to pour the milk on me! Pouring the milk first In cereal, there is two different ways to make it. Pouring the cereal, or the milk first in the bowl. People generally pour in the cereal first. "Pouring the milk first" is considered wrong. People who pour the milk first, shouldn't be trusted. I had my friend over, and for breakfast he was "pouring the milk first." I will never see him the same way again. pouring the milk first the wrong way. if you pour milk first you are a demon sent from hell. they will try to convert you, dont believe their lies! what if you pour too much milk? you cant just pick out the milk and keep the cereal! the only time you should be pouring the milk first is when its your 2nd bowl. Tom: So how was your day? John: It was awful, I saw a fucking demon pouring the milk first. Tom: Oh god... I’m so sorry. pouring the milk first The wrong way to do it, if you pour milk first you're wrong because scientologists brainwashed you to think that. babysitter: are you going to make your breakfast? child: yeah, and i'm gonna pour the milk first - babysitter: dialing 911 and the FBI HELP ME!!! SOME DEMON CHILD IS POURING THE MILK FIRST!!! 10 MINUTES LATER Feds: FBI open up! babysitter: BEGONE EVIL MILK-FIRSTER! Pouring the milk first THE WRONG WAY TO GO !! aka Something a dumb ass catastrophic bimbo does Katy: hey Sara do you want some cereal Sara: yeah sure, but why are you pouring the milk first, the cereal obviously goes first bimbo 🙄 pouring the milk first the right way to do it, if you put cereal first you're wrong because society brainwashed you to think that. mother: are you going to make your breakfast? child: yeah, and i'm gonna put the cereal first- mother: already as dialled 911 and the military force mother: the police are on their way due to you not knowing that pouring the milk first is the right way and will guide you to enlightment
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