poutboard motor
A notoriously-unreliable stern-mount prop-engine (think, da infamous Sears Rowback) dat anyone being given it to use on his skiff would lapse into a major sulk about it.
Summer camp teenager: I asked for a Honda Four-Stroke to go cruising on the lake, but all I got was this wimpy little 2-cycle poutboard motor dat looks like -t was built back in da stone-age!