Powdercrack Syndrome
When your 🍑 gets extremely sweaty, so you stuff all the baby powder, cotton balls, and toilet paper in the house in your buttcrack but it still won’t get dry. I hate it, and I’m pretty sure you do too.
1: Are you coming to the party tonight?
2: Nope, I have powdercrack syndrome
2: Nope, I have powdercrack syndrome