power couch
The power couch is a couch in the middle of KG's living room, it is where you sleep when you need to start rocker's training...
"Go ahead, you can sleep on the power couch, your training starts tomorrow.. At the crack of noon!"
Power Couch
A special couch for two very special people.
Designed for lazing, sitting, lying and/or flopping.
Very large and leathery but only fits two people for some reason. More than two, results in anti-power couch. (not good)
A power couch may bring bouts of happiness and 'frisky' behaviour in some individuals. Others experience drowsiness, resulting in inappropriate public naps. (One person usually on top on the other.)
The two special people may designate their own personal power couch, usually in a bar, restaurant, or a more private sector such as at their home.
The purpose of the power couch differs according to each couple.
If primary power couch is not available, a secondary one is named to temporarily replace it. (not permanently)
But it is not the same.
If couple indulge in excessive 'flopping', the vicinity of their power couch is called A Flop Shop.
In general, a Power Couch will result in the couple starting in an upright position, but due to the comfy nature of the leather as well as other factors, the couple end up either lying on the couch, or on each other.
Mainly used for cuddling.
Similar to a Love seat, only much larger.
Designed for lazing, sitting, lying and/or flopping.
Very large and leathery but only fits two people for some reason. More than two, results in anti-power couch. (not good)
A power couch may bring bouts of happiness and 'frisky' behaviour in some individuals. Others experience drowsiness, resulting in inappropriate public naps. (One person usually on top on the other.)
The two special people may designate their own personal power couch, usually in a bar, restaurant, or a more private sector such as at their home.
The purpose of the power couch differs according to each couple.
If primary power couch is not available, a secondary one is named to temporarily replace it. (not permanently)
But it is not the same.
If couple indulge in excessive 'flopping', the vicinity of their power couch is called A Flop Shop.
In general, a Power Couch will result in the couple starting in an upright position, but due to the comfy nature of the leather as well as other factors, the couple end up either lying on the couch, or on each other.
Mainly used for cuddling.
Similar to a Love seat, only much larger.
'want to go to Power couch?'
'of course.'
'I wish power couch were free right now, i really want to sit with you.'
'I miss power couch.'
'I love our power couch.'
etc..
'of course.'
'I wish power couch were free right now, i really want to sit with you.'
'I miss power couch.'
'I love our power couch.'
etc..
Power Couching
(V)- To sit on a couch that has no back legs to prevent the act of falling while you are sleeping. The couch has to have 2 cuhions, with the exception of couches that fat men broke while fixing the ceiling. Any couch that meetd the following requirements is said to be "powerful" due to superior comfortability, sitting, and awesomeness. (N)- Powerful Couch
(A)
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Nouns-
"OPC(Original Power Couch)"- Currently residing in Patrick Opps bedroom.
"DC(DJs Couch)"- Currently residing in a welfare ran home(Not DJs, hes republican).
"NCWNATSOA"(Nurses Couch Were Not Allowed To Sit On Anymore)- Was once so powerful due to location at a school, but the bitch-ass red guy, A.K.A Bitch-ass Red Guy, exclaimed the haulting of our Couching Priveleges.
Verbs-
Dude 1- Dude i slept on this couch that coincidentely had no back legs and only 2 cushions.
Dude 2- Dude, you were power couching on accident!
"OPC(Original Power Couch)"- Currently residing in Patrick Opps bedroom.
"DC(DJs Couch)"- Currently residing in a welfare ran home(Not DJs, hes republican).
"NCWNATSOA"(Nurses Couch Were Not Allowed To Sit On Anymore)- Was once so powerful due to location at a school, but the bitch-ass red guy, A.K.A Bitch-ass Red Guy, exclaimed the haulting of our Couching Priveleges.
Verbs-
Dude 1- Dude i slept on this couch that coincidentely had no back legs and only 2 cushions.
Dude 2- Dude, you were power couching on accident!