powerpoint
A heinous, but useful microsoft tool for putting together presentations of slides/viewgraphs.
This little piece of sh -- I mean, software comes with MS Office and it features creepy templates and clipart, your helpful friend Clippit and strategic incompatibilities with previous versions of itself.
It masquerades as a graphics program, but cannot touch Adobe in any way shape or form, so it is instead as annoyingly incompatible with Adobe as possible.
Also, it will HOG all your SWAP SPACE.
Bastard.
This little piece of sh -- I mean, software comes with MS Office and it features creepy templates and clipart, your helpful friend Clippit and strategic incompatibilities with previous versions of itself.
It masquerades as a graphics program, but cannot touch Adobe in any way shape or form, so it is instead as annoyingly incompatible with Adobe as possible.
Also, it will HOG all your SWAP SPACE.
Bastard.
Person: Instead of doing real technical work, I spent all day making powerpoint slides out of my results, only to have the software freeze my computer after a few hours.
powerpointing
Punishment by powerpoint presentation. Usually involves being subjected to a tedious, cheesy sales pitch delivered with the aid of powerpoint.
See also death by powerpoint
See also death by powerpoint
The VP started powerpointing us with slides that contained more codewords than James Bonds' diary.
Powerpoint
A device used for presenting specific projects in a class which requires very little work and just copy-and-pasted Wikipedia information.
That douchebag just made a powerpoint on Saturn because he has no brain.
PowerPoint
A sad little slideshow program that makes it look like you're not reading a text during an oral presentation as much.
Wow! He memorized the entire text! The PowerPoint was for OUR benefit, not his!
Powerpoint
To point at an individual with a foam finger
Yes I see that cheerleader on the field, but would you stop with the powerpoint, everyone knows you are gawking.
Powerpoint
Anus. The pressure point that elicits an impactful response.
I jumped through the roof when she hit my PowerPoint.
PowerPoints
The abbreviation for Microsoft PowerPoint or PPT. PPT is an acronym for Pretty Perky Titties. Therefore PowerPoint is another name for Pretty Perky Titties
Aye, bro look at those PowerPoints!