pr0fessor
A person who was born with his buttocks in the front.
Hey pr0fessor! Ya got toilet paper hangin' out da front of yo pants!
pr0fessor
Of unfathomable loserness; the worst loser to ever curse the surface of the world.
You suck, you pr0fessor!
pr0fessor
The most awesomeful person ever to grace this earth.
Wow, he's just like pr0fessor!