Prachod Chod

I would like to ask to to please let me get an A in math this semester. If i do not obtain a grade of above 90%, my indian mom will shoot me with a 12 gauge shotgun in the balls. Also, i would like to address the fact that i have a chod. as you know, my name is prachod kakatur, white bums like u call me "pAkOddE", friends call me "chod" or "chodfat." I would like to be called by what i am, which is a CHODE. Please call me chod or chode from now on. my pronouns from now on are chod/fat.

thank you
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