bandwidth nazi
A person in the IT department that doesn't allow anyone onto the network for any reason (whether good or bad). Spends weeks on end getting his proxy server up so he can feel like a real IT department is under his fingertips. Also know to have packet sniffing software running 24/7 on his network to identify potential "spies" or "HaxOr$".
Often times this power trip is due to the fact that he/she has a small business penis and needs to grow into their role.
Often times this power trip is due to the fact that he/she has a small business penis and needs to grow into their role.
"We had some guests coming to our office and i had to tell them that our network was down for the day so they wouldn't ask to use our network to check email. Thanks Bandwith Nazi!"
"We had to hire some new employees and give the IT guy a day off. We needed to get them on the network and knew the bandwidth nazi would come full force with his bullshit blitzkrieg."
"We had to hire some new employees and give the IT guy a day off. We needed to get them on the network and knew the bandwidth nazi would come full force with his bullshit blitzkrieg."
bandwidth nazi
1) The guy in IT who is in charge of the Internet content filter at work - making your life hell because you can't surf for anything cool.
2) The guy who is tying up the network with excessive bit torrent traffic at work making it impossible to accomplish anything work related.
2) The guy who is tying up the network with excessive bit torrent traffic at work making it impossible to accomplish anything work related.
1) All I want to do is check my fucking gmail and the bandwidth nazi has the site blocked!
2) Why the fuck can't I get webmail to load!? Which one of your bandwidth nazi's is downloading again!?
2) Why the fuck can't I get webmail to load!? Which one of your bandwidth nazi's is downloading again!?