prayer

Although not promoted by public schools, it is the most popular study technique of high school students, typically used minutes before a test.

Please, please let me pass this test...

prayer

A form of birth control, though highly ineffective.

Prayer: Please, please God, don't let me get pregnant. Oh Jesus, please let my period show up on time.

prayer

a technique practiced moments before u r gonna be in deep shit

oh shit the condom broke.. better start with a quick prayer!!

prayer

(n). Best known placebo known to mankind.

Little Billy was dying of cancer, so he prayed that God and Jesus would let him live. He died two months later possessing strong, but ultimately useless, hope. Not surprisingly, his prayer was in vain.

Prayering

The act of Austin Ferguson Praying

They were prayering that they would survial the lasaga

Prayer

To do nothing and still think you're helping.

Me: Man, I really need to pass this test tomorrow. Can you help me out?
Religious moron: Sure, I'll pray for you.
Me: Why not just help me study? That would actually help.
Religious moron: I'm positive that the grace of God will help you pass the test.
Me: I think God is too busy with everything else in the universe to help me pass a test.
Religious moron: I'll give him a prayer anyway
Me: Why do I hang with you?

Prayer

prayer, n.
The resulting comination of desperation and superstition used by those without the mental capacity to think their own way through something.

"I'm too confused and unable to think for myself and solve this problem so, I think I'll use prayer."

俚语	prayers
释义	prayer Although not promoted by public schools, it is the most popular study technique of high school students, typically used minutes before a test. Please, please let me pass this test... prayer A form of birth control, though highly ineffective. Prayer: Please, please God, don't let me get pregnant. Oh Jesus, please let my period show up on time. prayer a technique practiced moments before u r gonna be in deep shit oh shit the condom broke.. better start with a quick prayer!! prayer (n). Best known placebo known to mankind. Little Billy was dying of cancer, so he prayed that God and Jesus would let him live. He died two months later possessing strong, but ultimately useless, hope. Not surprisingly, his prayer was in vain. Prayering The act of Austin Ferguson Praying They were prayering that they would survial the lasaga Prayer To do nothing and still think you're helping. Me: Man, I really need to pass this test tomorrow. Can you help me out? Religious moron: Sure, I'll pray for you. Me: Why not just help me study? That would actually help. Religious moron: I'm positive that the grace of God will help you pass the test. Me: I think God is too busy with everything else in the universe to help me pass a test. Religious moron: I'll give him a prayer anyway Me: Why do I hang with you? Prayer prayer, n. The resulting comination of desperation and superstition used by those without the mental capacity to think their own way through something. "I'm too confused and unable to think for myself and solve this problem so, I think I'll use prayer."
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