Preferrumophobia
A phobia where someone is afraid of being "Pinch-Punched" on the first day of the month. This usually results in the phobia-holder to freak out, get really mad and possibly punch the person who Pinch-Punched them.
Person 1: haha! I'm about to Pinch-Punch everyone!
Person 2: Don't do it to that dude Person 3 over there though! He has Preferrumophobia!
Person 1: I DONT CARE!! *pinch punches Person 3*
Person 3: * Kills his family *
Person 2: Don't do it to that dude Person 3 over there though! He has Preferrumophobia!
Person 1: I DONT CARE!! *pinch punches Person 3*
Person 3: * Kills his family *