pregonate
A word used to describe a woman who's body looks pregnant, but she isn't.
Him: is Sara pregnant?
Her: no she's just pregonate.
Her: no she's just pregonate.
Pregonitis
Inflammation caused by fatigue, stress, and other physio- and psychological complications and symptoms experienced by a person(s) throughout pregnancy.
Ming, you're having a typical case of Paternal Pregonitis, where your wife is a prego, but you, the father-to-be is also experiencing the same pregnancy symptoms. Rest up before the baby arrives!
Pregonous
Pregnant as fuck like the woman is about to give birth
Omg she is so fucking Pregonous