pre-grease
The act of greasing one's body passage or orifice in anticipation of what will surely be the fucking of a lifetime. This term is is rarely used in the literal sense and more often found to be describing acts done to preempt a dire consequence of inaction.
"Dude, the boss will go apeshit if we don't get those reports done for the meeting on Friday"
"Relax, I pre-greased us last week by blaming the computer, we should be good."
"Relax, I pre-greased us last week by blaming the computer, we should be good."
Pre-baggin Grease
Grease, obtained from the fat under a walrus' scrotum.
Used commonly when Baggin.
Used commonly when Baggin.
I'm gonna go buy some pre-baggin grease for tomorow.
Put the pre-baggin grease on it.
Put the pre-baggin grease on it.