Premature Esnackulation

When you buy a large amount of snack food as a stash, then proceed to eat it all at once.

I try not to buy much junk food when I do groceries, my boyfriend suffers from premature esnackulation.

Premature Esnackulation

Verb/Noun
When you plan on saving a snack, or making it last a long time, and accidentally eat all of it in one sitting or a short period of time.

Friend 1: Bro! Bring the chicken and waffle flavored potato chips in here and let's eat some, but save the other half for later tonight.
Friend 2: Damn! I just experienced some severe premature esnackulation and ate the whole bag on the walk from the kitchen.
Friend 1: You're a raging fat ass, dude.

俚语	premature esnackulation
释义	Premature Esnackulation When you buy a large amount of snack food as a stash, then proceed to eat it all at once. I try not to buy much junk food when I do groceries, my boyfriend suffers from premature esnackulation. Premature Esnackulation Verb/Noun When you plan on saving a snack, or making it last a long time, and accidentally eat all of it in one sitting or a short period of time. Friend 1: Bro! Bring the chicken and waffle flavored potato chips in here and let's eat some, but save the other half for later tonight. Friend 2: Damn! I just experienced some severe premature esnackulation and ate the whole bag on the walk from the kitchen. Friend 1: You're a raging fat ass, dude.
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