Premature etextulation

When you are texting someone and hit "send" accidentally before actually writing anything. Subsequently sending a blank text. Using this phase completely absolves your texting incompetence.

George: Hey Gina
Gina:
George: Uh, you sent a blank text.
Gina: Sorry George my phone has premature etextulation.

premature etextulate

The act of accidentally sending a half written text message.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I premature etextulated:

She: hey what's up
Me: Hey...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss <send>

It should have said "...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss football season".

premature etextulation

It's when you are texting someone and you accidentally send the text before you're done writing it.

I just got a text from someone that ended in the middle of a sentence. He must have had a premature etextulation because he sent the end of the sentence in another text.

Premature Etextulation

Hitting send on a text message before you finish typing the message.

Haley: What did you mean when you texted me "That sounds n"?

Michael: I meant "That sounds nice." I got excited and had premature etextulation.

Haley: Don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys.

premature etextulation

When you hit the send button on your phone in the middle of a text. You send your text prematurely and unfinished.

I was so nervous the I accidently hit the send button before I was finished with my text and had premature etextulation.

Premature etextulation

When you type out a text, didn't proofread it, thought it said the right thing and hit send only to find out it's all jacked up and auto correct f***ed you. This is when you realize you just had a premature etextulation!

Why did I send that? I just had a premature etextulation!

俚语	premature e-textulation
释义	Premature etextulation When you are texting someone and hit "send" accidentally before actually writing anything. Subsequently sending a blank text. Using this phase completely absolves your texting incompetence. George: Hey Gina Gina: George: Uh, you sent a blank text. Gina: Sorry George my phone has premature etextulation. premature etextulate The act of accidentally sending a half written text message. My girlfriend broke up with me because I premature etextulated: She: hey what's up Me: Hey...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss <send> It should have said "...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss football season". premature etextulation It's when you are texting someone and you accidentally send the text before you're done writing it. I just got a text from someone that ended in the middle of a sentence. He must have had a premature etextulation because he sent the end of the sentence in another text. Premature Etextulation Hitting send on a text message before you finish typing the message. Haley: What did you mean when you texted me "That sounds n"? Michael: I meant "That sounds nice." I got excited and had premature etextulation. Haley: Don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys. premature etextulation When you hit the send button on your phone in the middle of a text. You send your text prematurely and unfinished. I was so nervous the I accidently hit the send button before I was finished with my text and had premature etextulation. Premature etextulation When you type out a text, didn't proofread it, thought it said the right thing and hit send only to find out it's all jacked up and auto correct f***ed you. This is when you realize you just had a premature etextulation! Why did I send that? I just had a premature etextulation!
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