premature farting
When somebody farts without even knowing it.
Tom: "Did you fart man?"
Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"
Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"
Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"
Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"
Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"
Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"