preNatal
A time before Microsoft's Project Natal was revealed. Referred to as a simpler time by many as we didnt have to get off the damn couch to play a game.
Guy 1: Dude! look at this old game controller!
Guy 2: Woah! It has buttons and you have to hold it!
Guy 1: Yup, this right here is some ancient preNatal technology.
Guy 2: Gotta love the good ol' days.
Guy 2: Woah! It has buttons and you have to hold it!
Guy 1: Yup, this right here is some ancient preNatal technology.
Guy 2: Gotta love the good ol' days.
prenatal
Your parents
So named because they existed before your birth
So named because they existed before your birth
If your prenatals have no children, chances are neither will you.
prenatal funk
Baby juices and or smells.
That apartment has some real prenatal funk.
prenatal fuckup
An extreme disappointment, who's foolish mistakes trace back to before they were were even born.
I would have never screwed your mother in the first place, if I had known what kind of prenatal fuckup you'd be.
prenatal suicide
an alternative term for a miscarriage.
"Wasn't she pregnant?"
"Yeah, but the fetus committed prenatal suicide."
"Yeah, but the fetus committed prenatal suicide."
Prenatal vitamins
Euphemism for birth control pills
Jack: Did you take your prenatal vitamins this morning, sweetheart?
Jill: No, I'm trying to trap you in this relationship by getting pregnant.
Jill: No, I'm trying to trap you in this relationship by getting pregnant.
Prenatal Bitch Slap
when one jerks off into your hand then proceeds to bitch slap a hoe.
you ever had a prenatal bitch slap?? Hold on let me show you *spooge* *slap*