Prenguin
A woman who has reached the point in her pregnancy where she becomes unable to walk, and can only move by waddling like a penguin.
Steve: hey Jared, how’s the wife?
Jared: she’s pretty good Steve, she’s a prenguin right now
Steve: congratulations Jared, when is it due?
Jared: she’s pretty good Steve, she’s a prenguin right now
Steve: congratulations Jared, when is it due?