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俚语 pre-procrastination
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Pre-Procrastination

The art of accepting the fact that you will wind up doing a task at the last minute, so an educated decision is made just not to bother with it now and complete the task at the last minute.
Pre-Procrastination:

Person 1: "Are you working on your assignment due next week?"
Person 2: "Nah I've Pre-Procrastinated to just work on it the night before."

Pre-procrastinate

Pre-procrastinate is when you are already planning to procrastinate in the future.

When you finish work on Friday and you plan to not get off the couch until Sunday night. You preprocessed the weekend duties.
Me - Hey bitch wanna go out

You- Na I don’t have any clean clothes.

Me - That’s ok Pre-procrastinate laundry until Sunday and borrow from Susie.

You- Brilliant.

Pre-Midterm Procrastination Disease

Pre-Midterm Procrastination Disease (PMPD for short) is a disease reserved especially for the week before Midterms.
College and High School students are extremely vulnerable.
The most popular symptoms of the disease include:

Updating your facebook every 5-10 minutes hoping someone will reply.

Checking your emails constantly, hoping someone will send you something.

Texting your buddies for answers on test reviews and praying your teacher won't compare your work.

Speed reading your notes and claiming to your professor you've "studied well."

Crying for no apparent reason.

Writing papers at 2 in the morning.

Getting "distracted" constantly because of hunger or thirst.

There is one effective cure to this phenomenon.
The only possible cure is the winter break after testing, where students only have to really worry if they passed their midterms or not.
Girl: Hey, did you study for all of your midterms yet?
Guy: Nah, I'm suffering from Pre-Midterm Procrastination Disease.
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