pre-shower

the shower that one takes in preparation for another shower. preformed when the party in question is so dirty that one shower would just not cut it. it is not uncommon to smell worse after a pre-shower, similar to the way dishes smell horrible right when they come out of the dishwasher.

Guy: Dude, you need to come over right now, i just got mario kart

Dude: chill guy, i just got back from ultimate frisbee, i gotta shower

Guy: Ultimate frisbee? i would recommend a pre-shower. can't have you stinkin' up my casa.

Dude: i feel you

Pre-Shower

The act of pleasuring ones self before a shower. A common act that has never really been given a term till now.

I can't wait to get home from work and pre-shower, shower, eat, and then go to bed.

Pre Shower Shit

Shit you take before a shower, pre-shower ritual. Also the best time to take a shit. (P.S.S)

"Hey bro I'm gonna go take a shower"
"Don't forget to take your Pre Shower Shit"

Post gym pre shower

This term is used to describe the act of performing cunnilingus and/or intercourse after the female has come home from the gym and before she showers. The sweaty female vagina enhances the flavor and the release of endorphins after exercise by the woman increases the joy of sweaty sex. Though it should be noted that a vagina must be clean first prior to getting sweaty from a heavy workout.

"I was so horny we did it post gym pre shower. It was delicious."

Guy: You look so hot I want you now!
Girl: I'm all sweaty from the gym
Guy: Post gym pre shower baby.

prudent pre-shower protective procedures

Preliminary actions that you should always perform prior to partaking of a sudsy scrub--a-dub, to avoid any "unintentional ice-bucket challenge" surprises that often occur while you're waiting for warmed aych-two-oh to flow from the water-heater through your pipes to the shower-head.

These two prudent pre-shower protective procedures are very important to avoid potential bathtub-hypothermia, but are very simple and easy to carry out:
(1) Ensure that the tub/shower selector-knob is moved to :"tub" so that water will only flow out from the tub's faucet-spout, not the shower-head. Then turn on the "hot" valve full-blast and wait till the faucet's chilly out-flow starts to turn warm before turning off the valve and moving the selector-knob over to "shower".
2. Step into the tub and properly close/arrange the curtain, then turn on the "hot" tap again and immediately hold your cupped hands up towards the shower-head so that its "initial" blast of water will hit your palms and spray sideways, rather than shockingly deluging your entire shivering "birthday suit" with the unheated "residual" water that's still inside the shower-head's feeder-pipe. Once the shower-head's spray warms, adjust the hot/cold valves for the desired water-temperature.

pre-shower

standing in the rain enough to get pretty wet. hence...a 'pre-shower'.

Oh my gosh its pouring outside. I totally got a pre-shower from my car to the door.

I went ouside so much without an umbrella I so got like 4 pre-showers.

wet rain umbrella shower soaked drenched

pre damp shower

Wash ur but hole

Pre damp shower meaning Is when some one wants to shower but not wash there bottom

俚语	pre-shower
释义	pre-shower the shower that one takes in preparation for another shower. preformed when the party in question is so dirty that one shower would just not cut it. it is not uncommon to smell worse after a pre-shower, similar to the way dishes smell horrible right when they come out of the dishwasher. Guy: Dude, you need to come over right now, i just got mario kart Dude: chill guy, i just got back from ultimate frisbee, i gotta shower Guy: Ultimate frisbee? i would recommend a pre-shower. can't have you stinkin' up my casa. Dude: i feel you Pre-Shower The act of pleasuring ones self before a shower. A common act that has never really been given a term till now. I can't wait to get home from work and pre-shower, shower, eat, and then go to bed. Pre Shower Shit Shit you take before a shower, pre-shower ritual. Also the best time to take a shit. (P.S.S) "Hey bro I'm gonna go take a shower" "Don't forget to take your Pre Shower Shit" Post gym pre shower This term is used to describe the act of performing cunnilingus and/or intercourse after the female has come home from the gym and before she showers. The sweaty female vagina enhances the flavor and the release of endorphins after exercise by the woman increases the joy of sweaty sex. Though it should be noted that a vagina must be clean first prior to getting sweaty from a heavy workout. "I was so horny we did it post gym pre shower. It was delicious." Guy: You look so hot I want you now! Girl: I'm all sweaty from the gym Guy: Post gym pre shower baby. prudent pre-shower protective procedures Preliminary actions that you should always perform prior to partaking of a sudsy scrub--a-dub, to avoid any "unintentional ice-bucket challenge" surprises that often occur while you're waiting for warmed aych-two-oh to flow from the water-heater through your pipes to the shower-head. These two prudent pre-shower protective procedures are very important to avoid potential bathtub-hypothermia, but are very simple and easy to carry out: (1) Ensure that the tub/shower selector-knob is moved to :"tub" so that water will only flow out from the tub's faucet-spout, not the shower-head. Then turn on the "hot" valve full-blast and wait till the faucet's chilly out-flow starts to turn warm before turning off the valve and moving the selector-knob over to "shower". 2. Step into the tub and properly close/arrange the curtain, then turn on the "hot" tap again and immediately hold your cupped hands up towards the shower-head so that its "initial" blast of water will hit your palms and spray sideways, rather than shockingly deluging your entire shivering "birthday suit" with the unheated "residual" water that's still inside the shower-head's feeder-pipe. Once the shower-head's spray warms, adjust the hot/cold valves for the desired water-temperature. pre-shower standing in the rain enough to get pretty wet. hence...a 'pre-shower'. Oh my gosh its pouring outside. I totally got a pre-shower from my car to the door. I went ouside so much without an umbrella I so got like 4 pre-showers. wet rain umbrella shower soaked drenched pre damp shower Wash ur but hole Pre damp shower meaning Is when some one wants to shower but not wash there bottom
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