Presidential Ride
Painting your dick like the American flag, and then let a bitch go for a ride
"At the July 4th party i found this bitch and took her on a presidential ride"
Riding Presidential
A euphemism for riding in the cramped back seat of a car, often used to comfort a friend who didn't call shotgun in time.
Riding presidential:
Guy 1: Sh-
Guy 2: SHOTGUN!
Guy 1: ahh not the fuckin backseat again
Driver: Its all good man, don't feel too bad, you get to ride presidential.
Guy 1: Sh-
Guy 2: SHOTGUN!
Guy 1: ahh not the fuckin backseat again
Driver: Its all good man, don't feel too bad, you get to ride presidential.