Prestidiginate
The act of epicly poking someone with a stick. Usually results in epicness. Also may be done by the skilled with a finger.
Guy 1: *walking down the street*
Guy 2: *pokes guy 1 with a stick*
Guy 1: WTF was that!?!?
Guy 2: Muahaha, I prestidiginated you!
*world explodes from awesomeness*
Guy 2: *pokes guy 1 with a stick*
Guy 1: WTF was that!?!?
Guy 2: Muahaha, I prestidiginated you!
*world explodes from awesomeness*