pretzel twisting
Putting ones penis(stolen) into a German vomans vagina(pretzel) and thrusting vigorously until orgasm.
Ryan: Did you do some pretzel twisting last night with that chick?
Alex: Three times last night and once this morning, I'm a pretzel twisting machine.
Oh, pretzel twisting is wunderbar, Ja?
Ja.
Alex: Three times last night and once this morning, I'm a pretzel twisting machine.
Oh, pretzel twisting is wunderbar, Ja?
Ja.
pretzel twisted
When a person consumes a large mixture of alcohol and marijuana, they become so throwed and twisted that they resemble a pretzel.
"Yo brooo this Henny and blunt got me pretzel twisted"
"I'm down to see Jumanji tonight...but only if we get pretzel twisted first"
"I'm down to see Jumanji tonight...but only if we get pretzel twisted first"