Pretzel Vagina
When a woman's vagina is so overly dry not even KY jelly can help. Basically a lost cause for men. A phrase often paired with cheese tits.
"How was your night with the old lady, she didn't have pretzel vagina again did she?"
"I'd have sex with her if she didn't have such cheese tits and a pretzel vagina"
"I'd have sex with her if she didn't have such cheese tits and a pretzel vagina"
vagina pretzel
backwards kegel; a loosening of the vaginal muscles in order prolong sex
Don't worry about cumming too soon, I'll do my vagina pretzels.