pretzing
the action of smoking a pretzel. This can be used instead of weed, or to get away from cigarettes. It has no side effects what-so-ever, it will just make you look, and feel like your smoking. There is a certain way to do it:
1. Buy a lighter, and a bag of pretzel rods or sticks. It cant be the twisted one.
2. Bite off one end of the pretzel, this will be the side you will burn.
3. Treat pretzel like any other smoking substance, and smoke it the same way you would if it was a cigarette, cigar, or weed
4. Ash it after every few hits of the pretzel
5. Feel free to eat after smoking, but it may not taste good.
!WARNING!-It will leave the smell of a burning pretzel in the area you do it. Luckily, it is often mistaken as the smell of baking cookies.
Also can be used as a codeword for weed.
DO NOT try to put weed inside of a pretzel. It wont work
1. Buy a lighter, and a bag of pretzel rods or sticks. It cant be the twisted one.
2. Bite off one end of the pretzel, this will be the side you will burn.
3. Treat pretzel like any other smoking substance, and smoke it the same way you would if it was a cigarette, cigar, or weed
4. Ash it after every few hits of the pretzel
5. Feel free to eat after smoking, but it may not taste good.
!WARNING!-It will leave the smell of a burning pretzel in the area you do it. Luckily, it is often mistaken as the smell of baking cookies.
Also can be used as a codeword for weed.
DO NOT try to put weed inside of a pretzel. It wont work
"Hey dude, you want to go pretzing later tonight? I just bought a bag of Rold Gold pretzel rods from the store."
"Sure man, but i already pretzed today. Just be careful, this is so ridiculously stupid that i dont want us to be caught."
later that night
" Dude, im pretzed out of my f-ing mind right now!"
"Thats just the pretzel salt talking. You feel no different than before"
"Sure man, but i already pretzed today. Just be careful, this is so ridiculously stupid that i dont want us to be caught."
later that night
" Dude, im pretzed out of my f-ing mind right now!"
"Thats just the pretzel salt talking. You feel no different than before"
Pretz
A deliciously crunchy stick-shaped salty Japanese snack food that comes is lots of flavors like Corn,Honey, and Pizza. Often eaten by Wapanese and Otaku as their food of choice at Anime Conventions.
"Hey, pass me some of those Pretz...and while your at it give me some of your Pocky too...Domo!
Pretz
Someone that has mastered the art of homocaveing his gay lover.
What is a homocave you ask? Well first, you need at least two men. After fucking one guy in the ass to stretch him out, the man inserts his fist into the ass of the other man. After fistfucking him for a while, he pulls out his hand which will leave a gaping hole known as the homocave.
There are many variations of the homocave, including the flooded homocave. After the homocave is created, a series of 10+ horny men will ejaculate into the gapage filling it up with semen. This usually leads to the famous homoshake which somelike like Pretz would eagerly do like the cum hungry slut he is.
After giving his lover a huge flooded homocave and drinking the homoshake out of it, Pretz enjoys squatting over the gaping homocave and shitting into it. This is known as the coal filled homocave. Finally, Pretz lays down while his lover flushes out the homocave onto Xazmit's face.
What is a homocave you ask? Well first, you need at least two men. After fucking one guy in the ass to stretch him out, the man inserts his fist into the ass of the other man. After fistfucking him for a while, he pulls out his hand which will leave a gaping hole known as the homocave.
There are many variations of the homocave, including the flooded homocave. After the homocave is created, a series of 10+ horny men will ejaculate into the gapage filling it up with semen. This usually leads to the famous homoshake which somelike like Pretz would eagerly do like the cum hungry slut he is.
After giving his lover a huge flooded homocave and drinking the homoshake out of it, Pretz enjoys squatting over the gaping homocave and shitting into it. This is known as the coal filled homocave. Finally, Pretz lays down while his lover flushes out the homocave onto Xazmit's face.
Pretz is a man lover this is true.
Pretz
(Noun) An uneducated young man with no ambition whatsoever. He is often referred to as a pathetic simpleton who does not understand the importance of knowledge.
"He failed his exams? Such a pretz."
"Keep on studying son. You don't want to grow up to be a pretz."
"That pretz is such an idiot."
"Keep on studying son. You don't want to grow up to be a pretz."
"That pretz is such an idiot."
Pretz
A tasteless, yet salty, twisted and overly boring, plain person that ruins the fun for everyone else. It usually only takes one to ruin the fun for an entire group of people enjoying themselves. Much like a random pretzel in a bowl full of tasty potato chips.
Tommy is such a pretz. His mere presence sours the fun right out of the party for everyone enjoying themselves.
Pretz
Pretz is a perfect guy who loves music and is highly talented. He cares for the people he loves, makes sure to talk to them every now and then. He is ambitious and passionate about whatever or whoever he loves. He is caring, honest, and comforting. He is the kind of guy who you can talk to about anything. You can open up to him and trust him with your secrets. Not many people have the name he does, this isn't the only thing that makes him precious and rare <3
If I've had a bad day, all I need to do is go talk to a Pretz
Pretz
Pretz is a perfect guy who loves music and is highly talented. He cares for the people he loves, makes sure to talk to them every now and then. He is ambitious and passionate about whatever or whoever he loves. He is caring, honest, and comforting. He is the kind of guy who you can talk to about anything. You can open up to him and trust him with your secrets. Not many people have the name he does, this isn't the only thing that makes him precious and rare <3
If I've had a bad day, all I need to do is go talk to a Pretz