pre-up
Drinkin in the car before the club/event to avoid payin for the outragous prices at the bar.
Marriott & Reggirillios pre-up before entering the club cuz Hen shots cost 10 dollars a shot at the bar.
pre-stood up
When your friends forget to tell you about an event or party and then ask you why you didn't show up. You're stood up before you even get a chance to stand them up.
John C: Where were you on Monday?
Jen: What are you talking about?
John C: I thought you were going to come hang out with us.
Jen: You bastard you totally pre-stood up me.
Jen: What are you talking about?
John C: I thought you were going to come hang out with us.
Jen: You bastard you totally pre-stood up me.
Pre-break-up
When you break-up with someone before a relationship even starts.
I was talking to a guy and after I saw we weren't compatible we decided to pre-break-up.
Pre-christmas cock-up
A condition (or an incident) where you get unintentionally very, very drunk and more or less accidentally end up having sex with one of your colleagues. At every fucking company christmas party.
Oh look at so-and-so, she's leaving with yet another man from the engineering department. Didn't she go home with X last year? And, she's very, very drunk. What a pre-christmas cock-up. Again.
Straight-up Pre-paid
Something that is paid off in advance. A phrase meaning you have already paid your dues to your girl and she has to put out whenever and wherever.
You don't gotta take that ho to the movies, bitch straight-up pre-paid.
Pre-launch Touch Ups
After you get to the work place or school when you go to the bathroom in the morning to look at yourself in the mirror to make sure you look good
Courtney: What do we do everyday?
Marcy: Pre-launch Touch Ups?
Marcy: Pre-launch Touch Ups?