Pre-workout
A mild form of cocaine.
After I took my pre-workout the tingles had me ready to lift a house!
Pre Workout
The closest thing to cocaine that is legal. Take one scoop of pre workout and you’ll be cracked out enough to hit a new PR. It also makes you shit like crazy so be warned
I took two scoops of pre workout and I wanted to take over the world.
Pre workout
Legal meth/ mild cocaine
Friend: Yeah John was absolutely cracked off pre workout during the lift
Pre-Workout
Taking a massive dump usually before working out.
Man I gotta take a huge pre-workout.
forbidden pre workout
Using anything regarding a crushing memory yo motivate you in the gym instead of normal pre-workout (e.g. reading ex texts or talking to your ex, remembering a dead relative/friend, etc.)
Person 1: Damn I ran outta pre
Person 2: That sucks, you gonna use the forbidden pre workout?
Person 1: Already sent the text
Person 2: That sucks, you gonna use the forbidden pre workout?
Person 1: Already sent the text
Forbidden Pre Workout
Using memorabilia of an old relationship that did or did not happen to use as pre-workout for a harder, more meaningful, workout. examples would include pictures, text messages, notes, as well as other things. Fuck your ex, go back if you’re a pussy.(but who don’t love pussy). NOTE: always hits harder when you’re still in love with her.
I tapped into the forbidden pre workout and used my texts with my ex along with futures new album to get the best pump of my life.
Pre-Workout-Poop
Also known simply as a PWP. A hearty number two before a rigorous workout, designed to warm-up the bowels and prevent any mid-workout-sharts. Can also be done with a group of friends, where it is known as a Pre-Workout-Group-Poop, or PWGP.
John: Hey, are you gonna take a PWP today?
David: Of course I am, my pre-workout-poop is the only thing I look forward to these days.
David: Of course I am, my pre-workout-poop is the only thing I look forward to these days.