Pricktologist
N: A douchebag who excels at being a prick. The upper echelon of prickness. One who has earned the equivalent of a doctorate degree in being a prick. Dick Cheney. Rush Limbaugh. Osama bin Laden.
Newsreporter: Wouldn't your actions in the Middle East irreparably damage the infrastructure there?
Prick Cheney: I could care less about those ragheads!
Newsreporter (to her cameraman): Goddamm this guy's a first-class pricktologist!
Prick Cheney: I could care less about those ragheads!
Newsreporter (to her cameraman): Goddamm this guy's a first-class pricktologist!