69+
the act of 69-ing, then and undefinable and excruciatingly good feeling.
male 1: did you 69+ sally last night?
male 2: yeah and it felt so good.
female: wanna 69+?
male: sure!
male 2: yeah and it felt so good.
female: wanna 69+?
male: sure!
69
Nice.
"Hey how much money do you have?"
"69 cents."
"Heh. You know what that means..."
*In tears* "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets."
"69 cents."
"Heh. You know what that means..."
*In tears* "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets."
69
the fucking number that comes before 70
1,2,3,4,5,6,8,9,10.....65,66,67,68,69,70
69
Nice
(6 x 9)+(6+9)=69
Why I love being a math nerd, because NICE
Why I love being a math nerd, because NICE
69
A number you dirty minded price of shit
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
69
A number which had sadly been tainted by perverts and internet hermits as a sexual innuendo.
Guy 1: "Hey what's 35 + 34?"
Guy 2: *sigh* "69..."
Guy 1: "Nice."
Guy 2: *sigh* "69..."
Guy 1: "Nice."
69
Possibly the most awkward number ever, due to its sexual meaning.
In public, the number 69 is either avoided or smirked at.
In public, the number 69 is either avoided or smirked at.
Mom: Honey, how much does that can of tuna cost?
Offspring: Six- er, seventy cents.
Math teacher: The homework tonight is on page 69 to 71.
(Students giggle)
Offspring: Six- er, seventy cents.
Math teacher: The homework tonight is on page 69 to 71.
(Students giggle)