Primoism
a word that is created by an illiterate person, trying to sound intelligent.
"John, are you coming over for dinner tonight?"
"Negatoritive Sarah, I have to get my nut hairs plucked"
"John, you need to lay off the Primoisms"
"Negatoritive Sarah, I have to get my nut hairs plucked"
"John, you need to lay off the Primoisms"