prince charles

inbred arse rapist whose family have been robbing the British people blind for hundreds of years.

Prince Charles is a man who preeches about global warming and the environment, despite owning something like 40 cars. He rants on about animal cruelty and animal rights, despite going hunting and shooting. Then he starts wondering why no-one takes him seriously. He believes in a Britain which doesn't exist and never did exist, except in fairy-tales, in which the peasants all love their royal rulers. He has more or less finished off any remaining respect or love anybody in Britain had for the royal family.

A typical inbred mutant with the personality of a jamrag.
Someone who is plug ugly.
A useless parasite.
Someone who marries a hag for blowjobs.

Performing oral sex on a woman with her period.

An anal piercing. Similar to a prince albert, but on the anus.

Slang used by traders in the City of London to denote around 12 of something.

Derived on the fact that Prince Charles like to say "One does" = one doz(en)

During oral sex the man grabs the "givers" ears when he is about to come so they can't escape. When the ears are pulled the person has big ears like Prince Charles