prince charmin
A person who is so full of crap that they deserve to be beaten over the head with a sack full of toilet paper rolls.
Person 1 to person 2: Dude! What do you think of your sister's new boyfriend?
Person 2: He's a regular Prince Charmin. I picked up a four-pack of extra quilted. Gonna jump him later tonight and beat him silly.
Person 2: He's a regular Prince Charmin. I picked up a four-pack of extra quilted. Gonna jump him later tonight and beat him silly.