The Bangles
Pop rock band of the 80s, one of the few that actually played their instruments. Among other songs, they played Walk like an Egyptian, Hazy Shade of Winter and Eternal Flame.
J-pop? Dude, you're probably way too young to remember the Bangles.
Bangled
When one hits the substances too hard on a night out or during a sesh and realises they are beyond mangled.
'The other night I absolutely bangled myself' or 'I got so bangled last night'.
bangle
To fail in spectacular fashion, bungle, goof. Inspired by former BMW designer Chris Bangle, whose radical 6 and 7 Series redesigns of the 2000s pale in comparison to BMW's classics and remain rolling visual atrocities to this day.
AJ came off the bench to lead the potential game-winning drive, but bangled his chance by throwing four straight incompletions and sealing the rival team's comeback win.
bangle it
Shoving something up your ass
Mark: You see that pineapple over there?
James: Yea
Mark: Bangle it!
Chris: I can bangle anything from a hedgehog to a tractor
James: Yea
Mark: Bangle it!
Chris: I can bangle anything from a hedgehog to a tractor
The Bangles
Any collective of attractive women, deriving from the popular eighties all-female rock band.
"I'd love to bang the Bangles" - the Saw Doctors
bangle
To fail in spectacular fashion, bungle, goof. Inspired by former BMW designer Chris Bangle, whose radical 6 and 7 Series redesigns of the 2000s pale in comparison to BMW's classics and remain rolling visual atrocities to this day.
AJ came off the bench to try and win the game on the last drive, but bangled his chance by throwing four straight incompletions and sealing the rival team's comeback win.
Bangled
In reference to Chris Bangle, BMW's head of bad design. It refers to something that was great, but has been reworked into something new and horrible which doesn't represent the previous version's awesometude.
I'd buy a BMW 5 series, but only if the new versions weren't so Bangled.
New Coke was seriously Bangled.
New Coke was seriously Bangled.