private
The word my 2 year old uses when referring to his penis.
2 year old in tub: "Mommy, my private can float on the water!"
Me: "That's great sweetie, now stop touching it ok?"
Me: "That's great sweetie, now stop touching it ok?"
privates
A respectful term for testicles or female organs.
Some parents tell their children to wash their privates in the bath.
Privates
The penis or vagina of a person's body
Chad : Wow don't you just love It when Kiersten wears Shorts to work!
Craig : Oh you can kinda see her Privates when she bends over!
Chad : And don't you just love it when Jim wears Shorts to work too!
Craig : Fuck dude I was thinking about pussy and you had to say that!
Chad : It kinda gives you an idea of what his Privates look like when he bends over!
Craig : Just shut the fuck up!
Craig : Oh you can kinda see her Privates when she bends over!
Chad : And don't you just love it when Jim wears Shorts to work too!
Craig : Fuck dude I was thinking about pussy and you had to say that!
Chad : It kinda gives you an idea of what his Privates look like when he bends over!
Craig : Just shut the fuck up!
private
When you have/do something which you don't want anyone to know
JOHNNY GET OUT OF MY ROOM I AM DOING SOMETHING PRIVATE YOU DUMB SHIT
privateness
When you don't know that the word privacy exists, so you just go with what sounds semi-correct.
Make a deep copy to ensure privateness??
Private
The name you call a coworker in reciprocation of when that coworker consistently refers to you as Chief, Boss, Captain, or Hoss.
How's it going boss?
Leave me alone private.
Leave me alone private.
privatization
The idea that a middle man will somehow LOWER prices, a.k.a. more perpetual motion from neoliberals.
Privatization's all the rage in Washington right now.