cillit bang monster
a monster that steals lottery winnings
no my jackpot stolen by the cillit bang monster
cillit bang monster
a man who smeers cillit bang on him then runs around with brown sauce and infects beans on toast
what the hell the cillit bang monster fuked up my beans on toast
bang monster
Name used for a guy who banged a good-looking girl, like lengend
Josh: Guess who scored with that chick Mel last night?
Marc: You're a bang monster!
Marc: You're a bang monster!