priyaitis
A deadly STD which effects include, burning pee, diarrhea, and the process of your dick screaming 'AHHHHH!!!!' and then immediately falling off.
Man 1: Dude, I was gonna get some yesterday, but my priyaitis kicked in.
Man 2: Ballz piss ass, that sucks.
Man 2: Ballz piss ass, that sucks.