Bangor, PA

A small town in Eastern PA between south of the Poconos but North of the Lehigh Valley with approximately 2 black people. You have to travel at least a half hour to get a goddamn pair of socks. There is all the crappiness of bein a small town without any of the nice open space of bein in the country. There are a few local crackheads. Also, the name being Bangor, people always make sexual puns